The Oyster Smack Inn
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The Oyster Smack Inn
112 Station Rd, Burnham-On-Crouch CM0 8HR, UK, Burnham-on-Crouch, Essex, CM0 8HR, United Kingdom
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Highlights
Free parking
Delicious breakfast
Pets welcomeAmenities
Restaurant
Private parkingFree
Bar
Wi-Fi in public areasFree
Lobby bar
Smoking area
Children's meals available
Handrails on stairs
All amenities
Property Description
Located in Burnham-on-Crouch, The Oyster Smack Inn is within a 5-minute drive of Mangapps Railway Museum and Ramblers Stadium. This hotel is 11.1 mi (17.9 km) from St. Peter-on-the-Wall and 13.1 mi (21.1 km) from Marsh Farm Country Park.
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8.7/10
Very GoodCleanliness8.7
Amenities8.7
Location8.7
Service8.7
All 38 reviews
Surroundings
Airport: London Southend Airport
(38.4 km)
Train: Rochford
(36.0 km)
Landmarks: Burnham On Crouch Library
(<100m)
Landmarks: United Reformed Church
(170m)
Landmarks: The Rio Cinema
(210m)
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Overview
Rooms
Guest Reviews
Services & Amenities
Policies
13
Classic Room
1 king bed
Has window
Non-smoking
Private bathroom
TV
Daily housekeeping
Bath towels
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16
Superior Room
2 single beds 2 sofa beds and 2 king beds
Has window
Non-smoking
Private bathroom
TV
Daily housekeeping
Bath towels
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13
Large Deluxe Room
2 single beds 2 sofa beds and 2 king beds
Has window
Non-smoking
Private bathroom
TV
Daily housekeeping
Bath towels
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10
Deluxe Room
1 king bed
Non-smoking
Private bathroom
TV
Daily housekeeping
Bath towels
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Guest Reviews
8.7/10
Very Good
38 reviews
Verified Reviews- Cleanliness8.7
- Amenities8.7
- Location8.7
- Service8.7
Average for similar properties in Burnham-on-Crouch
AI Summary
Guests praise the comfortable, clean, and spacious rooms, along with exceptional staff providing outstanding hospitality and efficiency. However, there were no specific disadvantages mentioned in the reviews.
Monique P
April 16, 2025
Family of 5 get together for lunch on Sunday, we all had a different choice and really enjoyed each meal. The service was excellent, happy smiley staff, nothing was too much trouble. Will definitely be going back. We asked for a quiet area near a wall for mum who is 93 and has problems hearing, we got exactly what we asked for. Thank you for a lovely experience. Mum actually comes quite regularly with other family and friends and it is her favourite eatery in Burnham.
F1325ZUab
April 30, 2025
We visited the Oyster Smack last weekend with two friends who hadn’t been before, and we were all really impressed. The service was excellent and the food was absolutely delicious. The new menu additions were fantastic—especially the prawn toast, which was a real standout! We’ve already booked to return for the May bank holiday to celebrate my mother-in-law’s birthday. Highly recommend to everyone!
Guest User
April 26, 2025
Great choice on the a la carte, fixed price menus and specials boards. Delicious food with lovely service in relaxed and attractive surroundings. All five of us really enjoyed our lunches. We're looking forward to our next visit already. Thank you.
Elizabeth P
April 23, 2025
We had a lovely extended family Easter lunch and despite arriving for a booking mid afternoon, the staff managed to make us feel very welcome and we were neither rushed nor ignored. There was a good ambiance and enough buzz even later in the day. Hearty appetites were well catered for with the enormous carvery portions and those of us who were less hungry enjoyed the delicious skate. I’m sure we will be back.
ronald w
April 21, 2025
Food delicious, staff attentive all the time. Could not fault the evening perfect. Will continue to use the restaurant we have been on our own and with our family. You get what you pay for.Would recommend to others. Cannot wait to go back. Thank you Oyster Smack
Roger M
April 15, 2025
Excellent evening as ever. Service was second to none from the point when we entered the restaurant, throughout each course and at the end of the evening. The food was fantastic. It was well cooked and served beautifully and on time. Thanks!
neville m
April 15, 2025
We had the most amazing time. The staff are very good very professional and intensive. The food was delicious,full of flavour and perfect portions. Would highly recommend this restaurant to anyone visiting Burnham on crouch. Try the Maldon oysters as a treat before the meal you will not be disappointed.
ElizabethAdam
April 9, 2025
The food for all members of my party was excellent , and the staff went above and beyond to cater for my request. It was very much appreciated. My family and friends have frequented this establishment many times, over the years,,and it never disappoints. I would not hesitate to recommend this restaurant.
Services & Amenities
Most popular business facilities
Restaurant
Private parking
Free
Bar
Wi-Fi in public areas
Free
Restaurant
Bar
Restaurant
Restaurant
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More Amenities
Internet
Wi-Fi in public areas
Free
Parking
Private (exclusively for guests) is available On-site parking. Reservation not needed.
Private parking
Free
Front Desk Services
Luggage storage
Food & Drink
Bar
Lobby bar
Public Areas
Elevator
Smoking area
Facilities for Children
Children's meals available
Accessibility
Handrails on stairs
Stair-free main entrance
Accessible rooms available
Safety & Security
CCTV in public areas
First aid kit
Fire alarm
Fire extinguisher
Intruder alarm
Smoke detector
Property Policies
Check-in and Check-out Times
Check-in: 14:00–22:00
Check-out: Before 11:00
The host or staff will greet you upon arrival
If you plan to arrive after 10:00 on your check-in day, contact the property in advance by phone
Child Policies
Children of all ages are welcome at this property.
Additional fees may be charged for children using existing beds. Add the number of children to get a more accurate price.
Cribs and Extra Beds
Extra bed and crib policies may vary according to room type. Please refer to the room type details for more information.
Breakfast
StyleBuffet
Opening hours[Mon - Sun] 08:00-10:00 Open
| Age | Fee |
|---|---|
Children 17 years old and under | £8.95 (approx. SAR 45.14) per person |
Adult | Buffet:£8.95 (approx. SAR 45.14) per person |
Additional breakfast fees are not included in the total and need to be paid at the property.
Pets
Pets are allowed on requestAdditional charge
Fee: £20.00 (approx. SAR 100.87) per room per day
Age Requirements
The main guest checking in must be at least 18 years old
Paying at the Hotel
- Cash
Property Description
- Opened: 2008
- Number of Rooms: 10
Located in Burnham-on-Crouch, The Oyster Smack Inn is within a 5-minute drive of Mangapps Railway Museum and Ramblers Stadium. This hotel is 11.1 mi (17.9 km) from St. Peter-on-the-Wall and 13.1 mi (21.1 km) from Marsh Farm Country Park.
At The Oyster Smack Inn, enjoy a satisfying meal at the restaurant. Quench your thirst with your favorite drink at the bar/lounge. Continental breakfasts are available daily from 8:00 AM to 10:00 AM for a fee.
The front desk is staffed during limited hours. Free self parking is available onsite.
Make yourself at home in one of the 10 guestrooms. Complimentary wireless internet access is available to keep you connected. Bathrooms have showers and hair dryers.
At The Oyster Smack Inn, enjoy a satisfying meal at the restaurant. Quench your thirst with your favorite drink at the bar/lounge. Continental breakfasts are available daily from 8:00 AM to 10:00 AM for a fee.
The front desk is staffed during limited hours. Free self parking is available onsite.
Make yourself at home in one of the 10 guestrooms. Complimentary wireless internet access is available to keep you connected. Bathrooms have showers and hair dryers.