Best Dildo Hotels

When you stay at Inn By The Bay in Dildo, you'll be within a 5-minute drive of Dildo Harbour. This luxury inn is 0.1 mi (0.1 km) from Trinity Bay and 0.1 mi (0.1 km) from Dildo Brewing Company and Museum. Take in the views from a terrace and make use of amenities such as complimentary wireless internet access and a reception hall. Wrap up your day with a drink at the bar/lounge. A complimentary continental breakfast is served daily from 8 AM to 9:30 AM. The front desk is staffed during limited hours. Free self parking is available onsite. Make yourself at home in one of the 7 guestrooms featuring DVD players. Complimentary wireless internet access keeps you connected, and cable programming is available for your entertainment. Private bathrooms with shower/tub combinations feature complimentary toiletries and hair dryers. Conveniences include phones and complimentary bottled water, and housekeeping is provided daily.

With a stay at George House Heritage B&B in Dildo, you'll be by the ocean and 10 minutes by foot from Dildo Harbour. This luxury bed & breakfast is 0.1 mi (0.1 km) from Trinity Bay and 0.1 mi (0.2 km) from Dildo Brewing Company and Museum. Take in the views from a terrace and a garden and make use of amenities such as complimentary wireless internet access. Featured amenities include express check-in and express check-out. Free valet parking is available onsite. Make yourself at home in one of the 4 individually decorated guestrooms. Your pillowtop bed comes with down comforters and Egyptian cotton sheets. Complimentary wireless internet access keeps you connected, and digital programming is available for your entertainment. Bathrooms have shower/tub combinations and hair dryers.