Guest User
June 30, 2025
Been here 4 times in 5 years, witnessed slow but steady decline. This year was a total disaster: - Paid for a 5 stars hotel? Here's a 1 star room, we don't care. Actually, we made a deal with airline crews this year, so fu*k you, dear regular guest, no new room for you. - The room was last renovated 30 years ago, probably. Looks like a hostel in Saigon, 1972. - Bathroom is falling appart. Literarry. Paint is peeling off everywhere. Shower holder fell on my head. - Dont worry about cold drinks, WW2 era fridge will keep it at room temperature. - Staff? All edgy and distracted for some reason. Underpayed and overwhelmed probably. Only smiles I got are from a few dudes who recognised me from previous years. - Beach waiters will forget your order regulary, or would let you wait for an hour. However, they will not forget to stare at you, waiting for a tip. - Food? Colorful, plenty of choice at the first glance. But after 3 days you realise that it's basicaly all the same every day, and, even worse, everything tastes the same. With some very rare exceptions. - Restaurant dress code? Non-existent. That's ok for a beach restaurant, but not for the main one. I sure like to see nice female bottom, but I do not enjoy attending anatomy class while eating. And I sure don't like to sit on a wet chair because someone came in directly from beach. - Grand finale: explosive diarrhea, completely free of charge! Three families, all familiar with possible digestion problems, all taking probiotics as a precauton, 8/9 ended up taking medications. The only one who avoided trouble is my 6 yrs old kid who didn't want to eat any hotel food, except the sweets. Luckily, you can buy really good diarrhea medications at the hotel pharmacy, for mere 10x bigger price than it's sold regularly. Good thing - you remain bloated for the rest of vacation, so you can't possibly drown. Headache pills are not worth buying, the price will cause you another headache. P.S. Paid 60 euros for late checkout. It ended at 18:00 hrs. At 18:01 was denied of water bottle for my kid. - On the bright side - nobody was eaten by sharks this year.