Happy Guests Lodge

Horrendous, unclean and worst night sleep I've had. I stay in a lot of places for work, and this was by far the worst, the bathroom was covered in mold, the shower curtain was it's own ecosystem at this point. I was given two single beds in a room next to the hotel entrance, one was so uncomfortable I can still feel the lumps after leaving, the other stank of piss like someone had been using it as a toilet. With it being right next to the entrance the light for the entrance always being on makes sense want people to find it OK. But it shines all night into the room with the broken blinds??? As well as just a dingy run down vibe, unreliable Internet service. I decided to skip the complimentary breakfast there was no way I'm eating in a place that doesn't even change out the shower curtains

Unclean Not sure how this hotel has 8 stars. Very unclean. The sheets were dirty, other than being desperate to get the kids to bed we would have found another hotel. My husband slept on a towel with another over him as the bedding was dirty. The bathroom had grime along the edges and the whole place just felt so grim. I imagine its perfect for a stag do or something where the guest are too drunk to notice. The breakfast was some bread and a toaster with cornflakes left for you to help yourself. Not sure how that can be policed for cleanliness. Safe to say we didnt eat it.

Far from what's been advertised! "Manager" ( at least claims to be one) was too kind when we arrived. That's already a red flag! Asked us for booking confirmation email that contains PIN number and ref number. He took a photo of that! Please bear in mind that PIN must not be shared as it can be used to change reservation, add or remove feedback or even request personal data! Room was superficially clean (hoovered carpet, no dust on desk etc.) but loads of satins and marks on the walls, floor, rust and holes in bath tub, black mould in bathroom, dirt on bin, missing one towel and missing one duvet cover, huge draft through the window (you could literally feel wind getting through it), mould around windows, cobwebs on the wall, stains on bed sheet and so on. This place should never been rented out in this condition! Photos speak out for themselves ...

Absolute shambles. Avoid this place! Front door glass smashed, the shower curtain was serverely stained, it was dirty, stank of cigarette smoke, no central heating, cold, noisy and the 'breakfast buffet' was an absolute joke. Nobody even on reception to complain to.

zero cleanliness the room was extremely dirty full of dirt, hair and the bed sheets looks and smell dirty too. I had to sleep with clothes on.

Very Happy Guests Lodge I arrived late and the host had taken steps to make sure that I wasn't locked out. The room I had was large and I could have had my own kitchen setup if I was staying longer. In the morning I was greated by friendly host and I was offered a free continental breakfast.