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3 يونيو 2025
Ah, the Travelodge Stratford Upon Avon, where dreams of a quaint Shakespearean escape meet the stark reality of budget lodging. Nestled between a Tesco and an Aldi, it's the perfect spot for those who equate cultural immersion with grocery shopping. Our third-floor room offered a panoramic view of the bustling car park—a true urban tapestry. The nightly serenade of car doors slamming and engines revving, courtesy of Domino's Pizza enthusiasts, provided an authentic soundtrack to our stay. Who needs the Royal Shakespeare Theatre when you have this live performance? Inside, the room boasted all the modern inconveniences. The plug sockets were thoughtfully placed nowhere near the mirror, encouraging guests to practice blind hairstyling. The USB ports served as decorative elements, perhaps symbolising the futility of modern technology. Remember to pack your 30-meter extension lead and a four-gang adapter; they're as essential here as a toothbrush. In summary, if you're seeking a stay that's "okay" in the most British sense of the word, this is your spot. Just don’t forget your extension cords and a sense of humour.
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